Andre Durand – Federated Identity Management : Thoughts on Digital Identity, Federation & Life

Very funny Phil. Thanks for the post Andre. 

Let’s Hope Lawyers Stay out of Identity


Phil Becker once told me everything was a negotiation, including giving up personal information. Paul Madison  takes it to the max. Hilarious!

Lawyer 1: My client is willing to provide first name.

Lawyer 2: C’mon, that would be like milking the horse before the cow, my client absolutely needs email address.

Lawyer 1: What if we threw in postal code?

Lawyer 2: For home address? or shipping address?

Lawyer 1: My client would be willing to give both if you got rid of the ridiculous request for their sexual preference.

Lawyer 2: It’s not ridiculous, my client needs that information before deciding whether or not to proceed with this relationship.

Lawyer 1: C’mon, we’re in a gay bar, get it from the context!

Lawyer 2: Ok, ok, we can bend on this. But not on email address – that’s a must have.

Lawyer 1: (after whispering with client) Ok, here you go.

Lawyer 2: What the &$%@# is this? I said we wanted an email address!

Lawyer 1: It’s a URI. It’s like an email address but protects my client’s privacy. Your client would go that web page and leave a message.

Lawyer 2: Where did you learn your law? I didn’t say we wanted something ‘like’ an email address. I said we needed ‘an’ email address.

Lawyer 1: Ok, relax. My client will provide her real address on the condition that it not be shared with anybody else and thrown away after a week (whispering with client) Oh, wait, clarification, not shared with anybody ugly.

Lawyer 2: (after whispering with client) Would writing it on the bathroom wall be considered acceptable usage?

Lawyer 1: (more whispering) My client says yes, but only in a small font. <o:p></o:p>

Source: Andre Durand – Federated Identity Management : Thoughts on Digital Identity, Federation & Life


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